Dear Daughter,
You are going to a church youth retreat - you need to unpack your short shorts that you can only wear in the house when you are in the upstairs "girls only" area, shirts that you are constantly having to worry about the neckline showing something you do not want to show are not acceptable, you do not need 2 books, pens to draw with, iPod, cell phone, etc. You are going to make new friends and learn about God's love, not to post on Facebook, read, draw, etc. Last I heard, God was NOT on Facebook and doesn't have a cell phone number for texting or an email address for emails - you actually have to talk to him to communicate!
The only book you will need this weekend is the Bible - lots of good stories and lessons are contained in this great book. I understand there are no vampires, but you'll survive for 2 days and maybe even learn something.
I hope that one of these days you understand, but even if you don't, you are going to live by our rules and you will NOT go out of the house looking like a 13 year old hooker/tramp!
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